Okay, okay, settle down. I guess I got a little carried away with the title. Let us be rational here. What we are looking for are the cold hard facts. There is a time to put away all bias and look at reality objectively, and that time is now. In no way do I intend to offend anyone's sensitivities in the following analisys. Again, when discusing truth claims such as these, it is important to leave emotion and sentiment out of the process.
Ahem...
Last weekend I was able to finally spend some quality time with my niece, Miss Jaelynn Grace Parish. (Kind of rolls off the tongue beautifully doesn't it?) I simply want to announce that she is the absolute (unqualified) best baby I have ever come in contact with, in my long life of 20 years.
1. Jaelynn is the most asthetically attractive baby alive, to date. (in otherwords, cuter then any other baby.)
2. Jaelynn is tempramentally impeccable.
3. At this point, little can be known about Jaelynn's intellectual faculties, but based on certain activities of the vocal cords and vision instruments, caused by carefully designed stimuli, Jaelynn shows promising signs of genius.
If after viewing the photograghs below, you still have objections to my propositions, I have two suggestions to be followed in order.
1. Visit your local optomitrist and make sure you are using the right prescription. Then look at the provided photograghs again.
2. If the above procedure doesn't change your mind, the only option is to take a trip to Woodland Hills, CA, and hold Miss Jaelynn Grace with your own hands.
May 07, 2006
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Well Max it does seem to me that you are perfectly smitten! I am so glad that you were able to spend time with her last week. I am also very happy that it is nt just me who thinks she is amazing!
much love from all of us in LA
Alls I can say is...I'm jealous!!
Gramps
Carefully designed stimuli???
Just what were you doing to my daughter?
And to think I left her with you for the whole weekend....;)
D
Looks to me like she's being introduced at a young age to the world of music! I agree that she is very cute and from the looks of her (I haven't had the pleasure of meeting her) that she is as sweet as sugar too :) However, I must say that she has to share the fame of being the best of babies with a certain little Huber boy!!! (I think you forgot about him in the "contest".)
Nikkae
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